When you almost have to suck a penis for water, it's an automatic fail.
Fyre Festival Parody "Fyre Fail" Patch. The patch measures 3.75" x 3.75" and comes with an iron-on glue back.
We use HeatNBond Ultrabond iron-on backing, but we advise our customers to use the iron-on backing at their own discretion and cannot guarantee that it will stick to all fabrics. Please make sure material is prewashed with no fabric softner prior to ironing on patch. have We recommend sewing the patch on for best results.